• How to Eat a Mini Watermelon All By Yourself for National Watermelon Day

    by Dorothy Reinhold on August 2, 2014


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    It’s easy.

    In honor of National Watermelon Day (Aug. 3), my son would like to show you how to eat a mini watermelon by yourself.

    Cut the watermelon in half with a big, honkin’ knife. Or get your mom to do that for you. 

    How to Eat a Mini Watermelon All By Yourself | ShockinglyDelicious.comGrab the melon baller out of the kitchen utensil junk drawer. You might have to paw around awhile to find it. Don’t worry about making a bigger mess in the drawer because no one will ever know.

    How to Eat a Mini Watermelon All By Yourself | ShockinglyDelicious.comMake funny faces to scare away anyone related to you who thinks they are getting the other half of your watermelon. Not in this lifetime, sistah!

     

    How to Eat a Mini Watermelon All By Yourself | ShockinglyDelicious.comPeriodically, use a straw to suck up the accumulated juice.

    How to Eat a Mini Watermelon All By Yourself | ShockinglyDelicious.comRepeat with the other half! Later, keep a straight face when the rest of the family wonders where that watermelon went. Ignore recriminations about who ate all the watermelon and didn’t share. Banishment is a small price to pay for the pleasure of your own watermelon.



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