In honor of National Watermelon Day (Aug. 3), my son would like to show you how to eat a mini watermelon by yourself.
Cut the watermelon in half with a big, honkin’ knife. Or get your mom to do that for you.
Repeat with the other half! Later, keep a straight face when the rest of the family wonders where that watermelon went. Ignore recriminations about who ate all the watermelon and didn’t share. Banishment is a small price to pay for the pleasure of your own watermelon.