May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious,
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
— Anonymous
Anonymous, whoever you are, your wisdom is perfect for our time.
Have a Shockingly Delicious Thanksgiving!